Welcome everyone to another KQU Corp seminar! Our motto is, "Find Taupe Dope!" I am so energized that KHAKIS QUALITY US! has brought together so many great minds, searching for opportunities and attaining goals! We have accumulated 3.4 Hundred Thousand Dollars in the last year with sales, poaching ideas, and getting the best scoop on those darned jeans makers. How do they know what quality slacks are made of? How do they figure that they can break out of the pants industry and open in the jacket industry? DOES anyone even LIKE JEAN JACKETS? Hell no! No hell! We have the honor of working with such fine products made by quality companies that use NOT BLUE thread and develop ideas on how to make khakis, simply put, a better tomorrow. There is so much to talk about today that I don't want to get ahead of myself and give away the surprise! Should I give it away? Should I? Should I? Ok I will! Haha! You're all so eager!! I LOVE THE SYNERGY!!!!!
These new pants that have recently hit the market, the LRG Core Collection Chino Pants have taken on the new essence of quality. I'm actually wearing a pair myself, and, let me tell you, I'm turned on right now! It gives me gooey gumdrops in my stomach just thinking about how great these are! With the relaxed fit from my tush to the floor gives fireworks to the world in a "I captured a cougar!" kind of way. The stitching. Oh, the stitching. It's so stitchy! That's all I really have to say about that!
These sexy taupe monstrosities have broke into the star market as well. I believe I got word from one of our motivating street teams that
Levar Burton has been seen wearing a pair of these, along with
Vitamin C the singer from the 90's who had that catching one hit single, "Smile". She was so hot. SO HOT. Phew! Is it hot in here, or is it JUST ME? HAHAHA my son said that to me the other day when his cousin walked in the room and I thought it would be a nice way to wake everyone back up in this room! C'mon everyone! let's sing our Khaki Anthem! C'mon everyone! Get outta those cumfy seats and get down with yo bad self! My son taught me that one too! Ok here we go!
WE'RE IN LOVE WITH KHAKIS
THEY GIVE US THE BAD HEAT
AND NOT THE HEAT THAT'S REALLY BAD
THE HEAT THAT GIVES YOU SOMETHING RAD
WE DON'T RHYME BECAUSE WE CAN
WE RHYME BECAUSE WE KNOW TAN
AND CREAM AND TAUPE AND OFF WHITE
THEY ALL LOOK DIFFERENT IN SHADES OF LIGHT
WE JUDGE ON WHAT WE KNOW THE BEST
WHICH KEEPS US AHEAD OF THE REST
PLEATED IS FOR THE PAST-ON LOOK
STRAIGHT LEG IS FOR THE RECORD BOOKS
WE WILL FIND THE PERFECT PAIR
OR STAY ON WATCH WITH UNWASHED HAIR
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
WE ARE! KHAKI! WE ARE! KHAKI!
Nice work everyone! Now let's get out there and find some more idiot companies that will invest in our services to find the "perfect" uniform for their business! Sell this fake idea! We literally have this non-existent market on lock!
