Zoberstein - So what do you think, Zeeby? What are the chances we will make it down this hill?

 

Zeeby - I'm not too sure, Zoberstein, it looks pretty steep and my hindquarters have been killing me today. It has nothing to do with my late night rendevue with Sir Zebadiah last night, so don't even ask.

 

Zoberstein - I wasn't gonna ask. I was going to congratulate you for being the brave one to meet with him. We all know how he likes to "Evaluate" stripes and all. I have seen some Zeebs come out that shank with uncombed fur and feathered tails. It's not pretty.

 

Zeeby - Well, we did no such thing. There was no "evaluating" as you would say, only some tall grass appetizers and filtered well water. Intelligent conversations on grazing technique and who's the new hot galloper in town. He spoke of me being the Hoof's pajamas, but I didn't know what that meant.

 

Zoberstein - ...

 

Zeeby - What? Say something! You are in the gossip herd officially as of yesterday so fess up, tongue monger!

 

Zoberstein - First of all, those tongues were free to eat, so don't go hating on my steez because you didn't have the zebreashoes to plow in their and take what you wanted. I was famished and wanted to fill myself so I wouldn't have to go down to the Savanna with the rest of the crooked teeth nose breathers that eat dirt because it's "fun". Fuck that shit. I'm gonna get mine, son. Step off my mohawk manes.

 

Zeeby - Ok ok. Our monophyletic origins tend to have greed involved, so I can see how you were out to win. Say, where did you get those zebra earrings at?

 

Zoberstein - Oh, you like them? They were a gift from Sir Zebediah! Aren't they great? He got them all the way from NYC, where his travellers usually pick up the Shrub-Tree Fusion food from. Amazing.

 

Zetard - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHH!

 

Zoberstein - Quiet Zetard, we are trying to converse here.

 

Zoberstein - Well Zeeby what about this hill....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Zetard - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

Zeeby - Serves you right, tongue greedy fucker. I'll be eating yo tongue now, sucka. Get off my earrings too, bitch. These are my joints that I'm gonna take off your striped carcass ass. I'll eat yo kids too, hater.

 

Zetard - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEONNNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

Zeeby - Zetard, you better check yo self. I'm about to bust a stripe in yo big ass. Hillside, mothafucka. Recognize.